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facadeenverre:

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my throbbing girl boner.

Benedict’s Jaguar ads gathered in one mp3. Download here.

OH MY GOD THIS IS HEAVEN FOR MY EARS

What kind of car is this again? Sorry I couldn’t hear, due to the sound of a jaguar hiding in a cello.

(Source: consultingasshole, via ambassador-snapple)

Notes

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  4. bektehgreat reblogged this from starshiprangerlauren
  5. ceterietceteri reblogged this from starshiprangerlauren and added:
    Sweet gods. He can talk physics and geometry all day long to me. Hell. He can talk anything to me. (I would let him shag...
  6. starshiprangerlauren reblogged this from now-let-me-at-the-truth and added:
    I’m not entirely sure I could telly you what he was advertising…. that voice.
  7. pmuthiah reblogged this from now-let-me-at-the-truth and added:
    HIS VOICE. HIS VOOIIIIIIIICEEEEEE
  8. now-let-me-at-the-truth reblogged this from facadeenverre and added:
    should not be listening
  9. surelark reblogged this from cumberbatchattack and added:
    Only he would make me want to listen to a commercial.
  10. welcometoshercock reblogged this from your-resident-hedonist
  11. your-resident-hedonist reblogged this from asdifficultasoilpaint and added:
    OH MY GOD. WANK BANK WANK BANK WANK BANK. *dribbles*
  12. asdifficultasoilpaint reblogged this from facadeenverre and added:
    KATE. AND MYSELF. FOR NAUGHTY PURPOSES.
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  18. sevenimprobablethingsbeforetea reblogged this from magnusandthemagnet and added:
    I don’t know what he said after about 5 seconds, I was too busy having an eargasm.
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